Findings:
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Hard to Put On, Hard to Take Off
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When Shall We Take Off?
- The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Stoned music memories
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- We have designed a circuit that takes risks
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- you already have what it takes
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- the moment when they take possession of you
- Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When I have female children
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- When living we have need of Death
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Fate takes a piss
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- when i take off my coat
- when they take my blood
- Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
- Death takes a piss
- will you take me with you when you go?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- clitoral erection
- Faking an erection
- the physiology of an erection
- the phycology of an erection
- Math is hard
- hard disk
- hard bop
- Hard core
- hard drive
- The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
- News for the Hard of Hearing
- It's very hard to destroy the Universe
- Linux is too hard to install
- School of Hard Knocks
- Die Hard
- hard code
- hard-boiled egg
- Hard grass
- Hards
- Divinity School of Hard Knocks
- Between a rock and a hard place
- Rode hard and put up wet
- Hands on a Hard Body
- Your tax dollars hard at work
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- hard shoulder
- hard up
- MTV uses hard links
- Why it is hard to sit in silence
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Hard and Soft Limits
- HTML-formatted hard links
- How many chickens?
- Brain Teaser
- It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
- Hard Day
- most of a computer's noise is the hard drive
- sometimes people are hard to read
- Installing LinuxPPC on a Powermac G4's second hard drive
- fixing broken hard disks
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- 5.25 inch hard disks
- Like a Hard Rain
- Seeking poetry in hard links
- Hard Rock Cafe
- reformatting hard drives at 2 AM
- Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
- Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Lessons learned the hard way
- crashing hard
- Hard link
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- Microwaved Hard Salami
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Hutch Owen's Working Hard
- Hard Chess
- A Good Man is Hard to Find
- Low-level formatting an IDE hard drive
- Sometimes, it's awfully hard to respect you as an individual
- Someone worked hard to create vodka
- Hard Times Come Again No More
- hard/soft coma
- Bombay the Hard Way
- hard science
- Hard Tack, Come Again No More
- Hard NRG
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- hard cheese
- hard cocktail
- Hard and Soft style in Martial Arts
- Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Orgasmic Areas
- How to hide your hard disk porn stash
- Falling hard, feeling deep.
- hard (user)
- Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- School Hard
- Hard trance
- hard discount
- Learning a language the hard way
- hard quota
- hard drive enclosure
- Die Hard with a Vengeance
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