Findings:

• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• we can learn a lot from plants
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• like you're blind but still can see
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• can you show me where this came from?
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Good from far, but far from good
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• But can a robot love.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• The things we can learn continue to astound us.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I Like You
• Hot pursuit
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• not running from, but going to
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• War is hell but men like it
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• We Can all Die Like This
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• Things we learn from movies
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You can, but you may not
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• but with words we can create anything
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can never get away from yourself
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I can see your house from here
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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