Findings:
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- God probably doesn't exist
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Actually
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Money is actually Magic Points
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- check
- reality check
- Check Point
- body check
- Checks and balances in the government of the United States of America
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- Back check
- Check Print
- Malthusian check
- check yourself
- The post-encounter hair check
- sanity check
- Do not cash the refund check
- Check it out
- houndstooth check
- Netscape Karma Check
- Range Check Error
- checked exception
- Submissive BDSM Play Partner Check List
- Super Information Hijinks: Reality Check!
- Google spell check
- Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
- check card
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- Send me a check for eleven cents
- Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- traveler's check
- check engine
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- Cyclic Redundancy Check
- check it out of the library
- blank check
- chain check
- Check Washing
- Here's My Check, Carnegie Tech
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- How to check your car's fluids
- FBI Background Check
- Things to check before you sign the lease
- cup check
- background check
- rain check
- head check
- Fill 'er up and check the oil
- Sync Check
- spite check
- check digit
- check kiting
- Checking security checks
- severance pay
- rubber check
- Discovered Check
- Double Check
- Perpetual Check
- Check Six
- Calculating the Check Digit for a UPC
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- Cashier's check
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- check raising
- press check
- push check
- Smog Check
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- traveller's check
- Check yourself before you wreck yourself
- check valve
- checks and balances
- Check curtain
- Shortcuts to check for divisibility
- stick check
- checked
- Check 21
- check (user)
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- desk check
- A que check
- Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
- check dam
- Check please
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- buddy check
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Double check your BibTeX file
- Coat check
- Skill check
- police wellness check
- Check out my skinny thighs!
- vibe check
- doesn't
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- The song that doesn't end
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