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He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
Strange man makes permanent visit
(because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
He who has ears, let him hear
The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
That's Just How He Was
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
I killed him today, he who does not exist
There was a man who lived a life of fire
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
The Man Who Was (user)
I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
How one man could control the Senate
don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
if only he could hear my silent cries
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
I married him because he was not mean
How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
"You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
I think he only loves the world for him.
Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
man when you are telling me how it was
The Man Who Was Thursday
The Man who Loved Only Numbers
Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
He Was Only Joking
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
Zip him back up, he sucks.
At least he was gentle
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
he listened so well, he was still curious.
I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
The elephant that wished he could fly
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
A man feared that he might find an assassin
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
All he left her was alone
Only poetry or madness could do justice to the noises.
Who Could That Be At This Hour?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He who smelt it, dealt it
The one he murdered once still loves him
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He who wants to fight will find a club
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
It was 1992. He smiled.
Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
He taught me how to smoke
I saved his life. He does not know it.
Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
--funny name-- (user)
funny fat guy who dies
It was the least I could do
I could sleep now
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
If he's late, you can always start without him
The Man He Killed
I could do without it, if I knew what it was
And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He who controls the past controls the future
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
He who seeks equity must do equity.
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
He would shrink into the sky if he could
If only I could get into her head
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
Now he dances to bring her back.
And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
When he became an old man
The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
How could God let this happen?
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
How we could still have a President Trump
How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
How could you ever have enough?
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
How would you know? And how could you ever know?
And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
How To Be Funny
Naming your computer
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
You, who said I could always count on you, forever
He Knows Not Their Names
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
he who (user)
And we killed him and he's dead.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
More than he was willing to give
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
funny how cliches stay true
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He Who Is Death
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Fear makes a man kill what he loves
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
They could have saved Kevin
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He who pays the piper calls the tune
I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
As if he knew that words were how I kissed
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
the only comfort we could ever have
He Was a Crook

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