Findings:

• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Run and turn into butter
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Watermelon hookah
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• The bored who complain
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• The art of stuffing people into boxes
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• The smoke turned into rain
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• The dream people were being assholes.
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Turn anything into a sound file
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Corporate Vampires Sink Teeth Into Business World
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• things you can't turn into poetry
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being and Time
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Being Black

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