Findings:
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- Geronimo's Story of His Life
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- This sadness is part of his story.
- A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- The Man and His Wife
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Telling a story
- The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- I thought everyone had a turning point story
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
- The Nice Painter and his Wife
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
- Telling adult stories to non-adults
- Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- The best teacher I ever had
- I had pleasant times as well
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- If I Had $1000000
- If I only had a brain
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Jobs I've Had
- Neatest trip I've had
- if I had my druthers
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- I had a really good time tonight
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- i had a dream about the future
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- I Had Always Known
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I had cool friends in high school
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- Good Husband and Wife Day
- If I Had the World to Give
- These are the memories I never had
- Miss Polly had a dolly
- They Had No Poet
- Houston, we've had a problem
- I have had enough of Survivor
- The Spirit had other plans
- I almost had to wait
- My mistress had a little dog
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
- Had I not seen the Sun
- He'd experienced a horror I had not
- If I Had a Hammer
- I've had you here before
- Allah Had No Son
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You Had It Coming
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- I had been hungry all the years
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- We had a record label
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Best smoke I've ever had
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- The best I never had
- The Fun They Had
- I had a brother, once
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
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