Findings:
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
- The Hare Who Got Married
- We've got a good First Amendment case
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- She's got legs
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Caring for a pregnant hamster, and what to do afterwards
- I've Got a Secret
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- Got Self Esteem?
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- I got it from Agnes
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- Amidala Got Back
- I got pierced
- Got Milk?
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- You've Got A Friend
- You've got another think coming
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Hitler has only got one ball
- What's Love Got to Do with It
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Roe has got to go
- I've got the music in me
- Have got
- a wound is at first nothing, and then pain, and then blood
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- I got a good feeling!
- Got root?
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- Got
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I Got Six
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- Your cable TV just got better!
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- I got hit by the pizza man
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
- I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
- gott tot ist
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
- What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- Got any ID please?
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- The Statue Got Me High
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- Johnny Got His Gun
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- The one that got away
- Blue Got Up
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- I got your nose
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- Ya Got Trouble
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- I got sunshine in a bag
- I got a 1400 on the SAT
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- A man's got to know his limitations
- gots (user)
- Got Bones? (document)
- Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
- Pioneers Who Got Scalped
- One Got Fat
- I got the cancer
- I've Got a Woman
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- Baby's Got a Temper
- We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Got milk? A ninjagirls bake sale!
- Baby Got Back
- Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
- You Got Served
- the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- D dock and the fish that got away
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- Because I Got High
- I got the babel fish!
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- You Really Got Me
- First compress it, then encrypt it
- I've got the Internet
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Got Beer?
- Got to buck
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- First the music, then the fire
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- You've Got Stalkers
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- We've Got Tonight
- Have I Got News for You
- Everything got me fired!
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- Why I got my tattoo
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Got to Get You into My Life
- The Songs That Got Away
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- I've got a little list
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- Got prostate cancer?
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- I've Got the World on a String
- i got the wound, if you got the salt
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Everyone's got their drug
- We've got company
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- I Got Rhythm
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- The day Wendy's snake got away
- Freddy Got Fingered
- I gots a Weasel
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- I've got mine
- i got nothin (user)
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- Still Got the Blues
- Who's Got The Crack
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- We've Got A World That Swings
- How the American flag got raped
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- Ain't We Got Fun?
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must
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