Findings:
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- If I could be someone
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Free to Be, You and Me
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Just be home in time for supper
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Should I be happy?
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- I should be able to remember your face
- Things every child should be taught
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- why you should never be a referee
- OBAFGKM
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If your wish be to close me
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Automobile tire pressure
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- That would be me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Food should not be luminous
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- What is and what should never be
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- A fine time to be in the Army
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- You Should Be Sober
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- AI should be our top priority.
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- titles should be approached laterally
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- How Should A Person Be?
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Be gentle with me
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- There will be time
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Farmers' Market
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- stupidity should be painful
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Laundry should be free
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Should I be sorry?
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- No threat should be taken lightly
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Chalant should be a word!
- Look siad me Be like me
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- It should not be this complicated
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- We hold these truths to be self-evident
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Let me be your fantasy
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- Hot pursuit
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- far be it from me
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Funerals should be a celebration
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