Findings:
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- The next life will be better
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- My life may no longer be my own
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Be gentle with me
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- but you wanna be bad
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- But life is subjective.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Starving in the greenhouse
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Hot pursuit
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- To be noble in an average life
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Skim this life but never live
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
- What life after death will really be like
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
If you Log in you could create a "sup at the teat of life, but be gentle. they're tender." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.