Findings:

• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The Wild Colonials
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I've heard your song
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• What a load of crap
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• I've been smoking ever since
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Tinky Winky
• biggest
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Biggest fear
• The biggest ball of twine in the world
• Smoking dope in the world's biggest homemade carburetor pipe
• World's Biggest Bookstore
• your biggest childhood fantasies of organized Big Wheel races
• Biggest Finest Revolver
• My Biggest Secret
• The biggest Mary Sue in the world
• How to make the World's Biggest Artificial Afro
• Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Everything's Biggest Stars (superdoc)
• crap
• natural crap
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Craps
• Back, my friends, the racks, the stacks & your load
• All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
• How can people listen to that crap?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Baby name books are crap
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Crap migrates to my house
• The Ministry of Crap Design
• crap out
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Crap Hound
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Confessions of a Crap Artist
• Is this poetry or crap?
• farm craps
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• Crap (user)
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Craps No More
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Crap shooting
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?

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