Findings:
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- You know you've been away from home too long
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- People just expect things from me
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Now we know
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- Everything You Know is Wrong
- An American in Tours
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
- Things I Learned From Working At The Library
- Everything I learned from "Survivor"
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Found sleep and, now I know tired
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Quotes from sleeping people
- Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Things I learned from TVO
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- Now you know
- let me know who you are now.
- I hope my pony knows the way back home
- All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
- if I had known then what I know now
- What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- What I learned from fingertips under the table
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Things we learn from movies
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- We reserve the right to learn from experience
- Your facts peel away from your own fiction
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- What we learned from songbirds
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- Lessons learned from World War II
- things I learned from commercials
- Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
- What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
- What I learned from Iron Bitch
- the way fish heads run from rain
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- you know you've been caught
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Everything I Know I Learned on Acid
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
- Do you Know the Way To San José?
- does she need to touch her own face to know?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- listening at the cracks now; I know you
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- What I learned from my first doctor job
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- Rob Peter to pay Paul
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- The people from work table
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Technical requests from nontechnical people
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- Famous People from Sheffield
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- To know a hawk from a handsaw
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- Why we learn from the Gods
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- What I have learned from being fired
- Odd facts of life I learned from Math
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Big Questions from Little People
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Perfect From Now On
- Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
- Things I've learned from Everything
- From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- we can learn a lot from plants
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
- Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
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