Findings:
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I hope I die before I get old
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I hope I get old before I die.
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- The tattoo phenomenon
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do you get there?
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Laugh at yourself before others do
- I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Why do children have to die?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Ground rush
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- i have to get out
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- People have fucked up before
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Things to do when technology gets here
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- You, standing
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- you don't have to do this
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Stoned music memories
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- When did the World get so old?
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- we have a lot of work to do
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Craving a smoke
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- Do what you have to do
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Why males have nipples
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Why do you want to get married?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- What do I have of my mother's?
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- I do have some things to hide
- Do Things The Old Way (category)
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
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