Findings:
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- any way, shape or form
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- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Is that to go, or to eat here?
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Go big or go home
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
- are you helping? or are you in the way?
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- there are no good or bad people
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Should I stay or should I go?
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Deal or No Deal
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- No rhyme or reason
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
- What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Shit or Go Blind
- It must have rained or something
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- You, standing
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Do or do not, there is no try
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
- Confusing yes or no answers
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
- Contains no material likely to offend or harm
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- No synthesisers or ulterior motives
- or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- odd or even
- copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Our way or the highway
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- I may or may not have been naked
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Is language innate or learned?
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Trick or treat
- St. John's or St. John?
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- paper or plastic
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Jan Ors
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Pair or Single
- Take it or leave it
- Skate or Die
- Bad command or file name
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Bobby Orr
- To be or not to be
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- more or less
- Queen or country?
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Lila or a Lie
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Sew or Staple?
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Red or Blue Pill
- Dead or Alive
- Portland, Oregon
- male or female
- Your place or mine?
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- My country, right or wrong!
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- For Better or For Worse
- Truth or Dare
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- -or
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