Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "to deprive her of the opportunity to talk with me about yet another guy who is not me"

• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Don't tell me about her
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Tell me another lie
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Talk to me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• show me what the world is all about
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• let me talk (user)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about trains
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• I asked her not to forget me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• My Thermos talks to me
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Tell me a story about elephants
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• tell me a story about lesbians
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about brains
• May those who are born after me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Tell me a story about rains
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about plains
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• What a Shame About Me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Come Talk To Me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• let me know who you are now.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• talk me (user)
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• who me (user)
• another me (user)
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Tell me about your secret places
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Smile at guys, for me
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Tell me about your faith
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• her arms around me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me a story about clouds
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Helping people cheat
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• talk to me not the computer
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about mains
• I wish you would talk to me
• Strangers talk to me
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.

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