Findings:

• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• I told you they were nuts
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I was told you were very pretty
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Told
• I told you so
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• If I told you once
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Pleasures of the Flesh -- A tale told between blackouts
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Now you do what they told ya
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I told you the stars hated you
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
• She told me to say that
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• The stone that told me
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• never know who told it best
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• boss i wish you had told me
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I told you I love you, now get out
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• plato told
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Told You Once
• A thousand stories never told
• Of the lamentation of Gudrun over Sigurd's dead, as it is told in ancient songs
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters?
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Everything I Never Told You
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Truth be told
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What the dust told me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I hadn't told him
• tales told by unlit roads
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Now that I've told you
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Tell him, she told me
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Lies my physicists told me
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I never told you she stole my heart
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• you are free to do as we told you
• Snickers told me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• i told u i was hardcore
• She told me she wouldn't
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Jo told me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• The Shoes Told the Whole Story
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Were
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• When We Were Kings
• "We're With Ditka"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• Even if we're not together
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're shifting the paradigm
• We're waiting for you to die
• I'd elope if I were you
• when we were children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• We're all doing just fine
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If All the World Were Paper

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