Findings:
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- He brings me books like flowers
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He loves me, he loves me not
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- he that is not with me is against me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Do you like me?
- treat me like a woman
- some say he was never here at all
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- he calls me girly (user)
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- You like me, you really like me!
- he's like someone living in a dream
- I like the way he reads poetry
- My dogs are killing me
- He Hate Me
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- All he left her was alone
- she, he, and me
- He called me Sarah once
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Like a Big Dog
- He was found
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- making certain he was touching her
- He Looked Like the Summer
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- A Doll Like Me
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- It's Me or the Dog
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- At least he was gentle
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
- He Was Only Joking
- he was a punk poet himself
- That's Just How He Was
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- The top secret of talking like an American
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- My Company Likes Me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Walk Like Me
- Black Like Me
- I like you; do you like me?
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
- Bark Like A Dog
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I married him because he was not mean
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Was a Crook
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- More than he was willing to give
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- he calls me monster
- He taught me how to smoke
- he likes to watch you walk
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The day he gave me a lift
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Dogs that have owned me
- he smokes like a cello plays
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The Dog It Was That Died
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
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