Findings:

• Experience has made me bitter
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Society made me what I am
• How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• video games never made me violent
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• I was a homeless bum
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• The full moon made me do it
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• People who use Windows
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Naming Windows computers
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• England Made Me
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• This node was made for you and me
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• The Internet made me do it
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
• Using Power Management on Windows XP's welcome screen
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• An Andarian Lab Technician Has Made a Mistake
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• What golf has taught me
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• 80s music made me gay
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• My wife made me sexy!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The Devil made me do it
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• Windows ME
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• Books made me a person
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Windows XP easter eggs
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Uses of Microsoft Windows that May Violate the EULA
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• feline allergies
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• What in the world has come over me
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Windows Subsystem for Linux
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more

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