Findings:
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to dye your hair an unnatural color
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
- After the flood all the colors came out
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Color Me Badd
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- I am a rabid bear with a coat of many colors (e2poll)
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- How to change the color of the BSOD
- How to write about colors?
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Color Me Clean
- Flying by the seat of your pants
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-A
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-B
- How to memorize things by pegging
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- Ye Jacobites By Name
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-B
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-B
- Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- again, I am too young
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- Take Me As I Am
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- Something to remember me by
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-B
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-C
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-B
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- This is not how I am
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I am taking the silence as a yes
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am haunted by waters.
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- why am i me, and you're you?
- How fast can blind people read?
- Two nations divided by a common language
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- for i am a rain dog too
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am blind when I want to be
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to get hit by a car
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-A
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- Stand by Me
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter II
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
- I am much too rough, much too edgy.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- Awake at 2 I am hungry by 5
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- She Blinded Me With Science
- lord help me, for i am weak
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I sometimes think I am too much
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- How am I doing?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
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