Findings:
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I have too many clothes
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Can many fictions be woven into fact?
- Knowledge can never be certain
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Using a command line
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You can never go home again
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You can never really escape the fire
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- We were never really friends
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I have never
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- You never can tell
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Too Many Daves
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- You too can spend four years
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I have lots of gay friends
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- You have far too much time on your hands
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- you can never quarantine the past
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- I have lost many things, so many
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I used to have so many dreams
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I have too much to say
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Questions we will never have answers to
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I Have Never Known a World
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Many have died; you also will die.
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- you have never been safe
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- you never can tell with bees
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Can I have a light?
- I never bend what I can break
- The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Playing the guitar can cause RSI
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I can write, too.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Can we still be friends?
- You can never get away from yourself
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- I have a friend
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- A reason to drink
- Men have feelings too
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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