Findings:
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Don't encourage people to read
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Outside she reads, outside she is reading the evacuation procedure, out loud
- Don't read song analyses
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- I am so fucking happy
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Don't shit where you eat
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Eat it, don't read it
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't know why I read the newspaper
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- i am so random (user)
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- I am so an American
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- People who don't read
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- Don't go out without a coat
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- How to read poetry out loud
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- So you don't have to
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- I am still so lost, I am
- am
- .am
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I am yours
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
If you Log in you could create a "you don't read this anyhow, so I am not filling this shit out" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.