Murdok

Yo. I'm currently attending school at New York's esteemed Eugene Lang College of New School University.
I grew up in zanzibar, where my parents were doing medical reasearch on the local rat population; it seems that the colon of Zanzibonian rats differs from that of others in that it isn't waterproof. Upon finishing thier study, we moved back to upstate new york (where I was born) and eventually divorced over an argument involving the dynamics of Celocanth respiration. From this point on, my life traveld along a rather banal track; however, I do hold the record for the fastest completion of the Shrine of the Silver Monkey from Nickelodeon's "Legends of the Hidden Temple." (9 seconds) I suppose the time I spent in my relative youth raiding zambonian temples, all of which have nasty little traps and puzzles, must have helped in this account. Now I study nothing and everything at Eugene Lang, hoping that somday, somthing I learned will come out in social context, granting me the illusion of wit and intelligence.