things I do to avoid pissing off my wife (idea) by Rancid_Pickle

Here are some suggestions on what to do to avoid pissing off your significant other:

Don't Lie. No matter how well you've planned it, your S.O. will find out eventually.
Don't Cheat. Yes, that sexy person over there is making eyes at you. Be flattered, don't "accidently" find yourself naked and sweaty in a human knot with them, no matter how much you'd like to. Use that pent up sexual energy and make your S.O.'s day.
Don't check out other people when you're with your S.O. It's rude and you're showing them disrespect. If you absolutely have to look, be discreet. Avoid commentary on the attractive attributes of others.
Pay attention to your S.O. Sometimes it is nice to do something wonderfully unexpected. When they talk, shut up and listen. Before you answer anything, think before engaging vocal cords.

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