"O, I am fortune's fool!"
-- Romeo, Romeo and Juliet, III.i
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
-- Ariel, The Tempest, I.ii
"Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Hover through the fog and filthy air"
-- Witch, Macbeth, I.i
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
And therefore is winged cupid painted blind."
-- Helena, Midsummer Night's Dream, I.i
“I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient.”
— Sir John Falstaff, Henry IV part II, I.ii
I am a caffeine-dependent insomniac. I love energy drinks. I dunno what else there is to know about me.
DM me for a joke.