Stodmyk is actually Jason Kurylo, a writer and professional dwarf juggler currently building underground dwellings for the ferret people within walking distance of Vancouver, BC.
Often seen wearing rumpled skirts and angrily muttering Abba lyrics while flashing his nubblies to passing school buses, Jason is probably not a good person to entrust with your daughter's college fund. He does, however, make a mean organic spanikopita.