One thing I can tell you is that I like an awful lot of the lemurs I've met.
I also dig fuzzy cat tummies, Frank Black, and your momma, and, for what it's worth, I have long suspected I grok Juliet's world-famous glitterglam philosophy rather well.
Females I dig particularly:
In other words, kick-ass girls with misleadingly angelic faces.
Also girls who. rock significantly, in pseudo-reverse alphabetical order:
Cool features in everything, courtesy of AsciiC (largely for my own use).
And, yes, I am one long-winded fucker.
You can see my teeth at http://users.downcity.net/~vasudeva