Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""Why the hell are you dating that ham? I'd always figured you'd go for something more normal... like a cardboard woman or a piece of toast...""

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Life, or something like it
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• serendipity, or something like it
• The truth, or something like it
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Run Like Hell
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• the helpless little thing with the dirty mouth who's always got something to say
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Urinating like a woman
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Like dating the Mongol Horde
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• The first rule of adventuring is always go left
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Go big or go home
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• You always feel it when I go
• Be a model or just look like one
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I need something like smoking
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Would you like to know more?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Go West Young Woman (category)
• Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• War is hell but men like it
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Fall; or, Dodge in Hell
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• treat me like a woman
• I'd like some dreams too
• something like this
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• hell is always around the corner
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Figure to go
• The Room Always Smells Like Refried Beans
• Go figure
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• more impossible figures
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Go To Hell
• Go like the clappers
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• go to hell (user)
• Shit or Go Blind
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• i want to go to bee hell
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• hell of toast points
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Go West Young Woman
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• shining like blasphemous stars on an endless ceiling in hell
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• Raise less corn and more hell
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• No More Room in Hell: The 2014 Halloween Horrorquest
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
• Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• go to hell moron (user)
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God

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