Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He said this, she said that, I don't give a FUCK JUST TELL ME WHO DID IT"

• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He Said, She Said
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• That one makes me scream, she said
• She said she loved me
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• She said
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dream of ducks, she said
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• He said, expecting the answer no
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• you know he said
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• My first comet
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• What She Said
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• What did you mean when you said...
• She Fucks Me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He said, Shi said
• She just looks at me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• She Said, She Said
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't tell me about her
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• She arose and said matter-of-factly
• Like fuck, said the duck
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• who did this to me?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Don't Tell Me
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• she, he, and me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Don't Give Me Names
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Don't tell me everything
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• She said yes
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Tell him, she told me
• So then she said
• That's what she said
• I am three, she said
• France, she said
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• let's not I said really let's just not
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• Don't wait up for me
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don’t give up the ship!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Don't Pass Me By
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Don't give up your day job
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Dont come near me. (user)
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't Tell a Soul
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Did You Fuck Her?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't send me roses
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Dont Give Names (user)
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• He did very little harm
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism

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