Findings:
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- by any means necessary
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- because I have given up any care
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- When you know things are just meant to be
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Just a word before tomorrow
- It's All Been Done Before
- just because
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- Just before the kiss
- I hope I get old before I die.
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I married him because he was not mean
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- They did so because they believed they could.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- People have fucked up before
- Just before you make that next move...
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- At least things can't get any worse
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- I've had you here before
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- because it wasn't just the air
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- A Jared by any other name
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Did you touch any of his blood?
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