Findings:

• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• I have failed
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have you tried rebooting?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• worse things have happened to better people
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• Penis size and impregnation
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• it's God's work to have us fail
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• How to become a better anorexic
• you know better
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• How to take better photos
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A Better Version of Me
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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