Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm just sayin'
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• I'm fine no really
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• i'm just a girl
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm in Your Mind Fuzz
• I'm just guessing
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm not homophobic but...
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not racist but...
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm just a bill
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm Just Me (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Sexist jokes
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm just sayin'.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• let's not I said really let's just not
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• the eyes are open, but
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Being a dickhead

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