Findings:
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- She just looks at me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She is still undoing me.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- She just appeared out of nowhere
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- People just expect things from me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Just call me fluffy
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- She misses me
- She just stares at us like we're crazy
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She Fucks Me
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- Before you, there was me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- This node was made for you and me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She looks at me and she laughs
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- man when you are telling me how it was
- She loved me for my maths
- She just sat there
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Just Let Me Breathe
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- What Playboy taught me just now
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- She said she loved me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- She approached me with some vague line
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She kills me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- she, he, and me
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Tell him, she told me
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- She Blinded Me With Science
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- She told me to say that
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- just hold me, and let me weep
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Just Me (user)
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- It was just a crush
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- it's just me (user)
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- it's still just me in here
- That's Just How He Was
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I was a homeless bum
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- She thought about giving him her heart
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- She only wants me for sex
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She only wants me for tech support
- She Loves Me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
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