Piers Are the Best

It doesn't matter how deep the pier. You need at least three feet of water though. The deeper the pier; more crabs. The idea is that crabs congregate around piers. The reason is that piers, or any other permanent underwater structure, is where the fish are. I can't explain why. Doesn't matter though, cuz' this is a crab catching essay, not a marine biology essay.
 

Bacon Makes the Best Bait

Grab a steel ball from a tackle shop and attach it to some fishing line. Wrap some bacon around the ball good and tight. You want a nice tight ball of pork, something that is not going to fall off your line. It's OK, actually good, if some stringy pieces are flailing off of it.
 

The Technique

You need a pole fishing net. Go to a pier and locate a pylon. Sit down next to the pylon and lower your pork ball into the water, down the side of the pylon. Keep lowering it until the line goes slack. This means that the pork ball is on the bottom of the ocean. Let it sit there for a few minutes as you have a few sips of beer.
 

The Catch

Now, after about 5 minutes, SLOWLY, start pulling the line back up the pylon. Remember, your hunting for crabs, so DON'T PULL TOO HARD. The crabs are going to be holding on to the pork ball with their claws. If you pull to quickly, the crabs will fall off. Now, pull the ball to within a foot of the water's surface and hold. You should be able to see the crabs feeding on your pork ball. Insert your net a few feet away and come in under the crabs and your pork ball. Scoop 'em up!

Good Stuff

As with all sea food, keep your crabs in water, ALIVE!, until you cook them. If they die before you can cook them, THROW THEM OUT. If you eat dead crabs, IT MAY KILL YOU!! Just like lobster, you must cook live crabs. DEAD CRABS GO RANCID IMMEDIATELY. Have fun.

Southern Disclaimer

Hey guys, please remember to throw back the small ones, and please don't pull off their claws!