Lometa's Perfect Puppy...from the New York Times job postings:
JOB INFORMATION
Job Title:
Lo’s New Puppy
Source:
The Everything2 Daylogs
Education:
Obedience School
Location:
Lo's house
Salary:
Bed; Board; Love
Date Posted:
02-26-2004
JOB DESCRIPTION
Description:
Come on, boy, come on! This is a full-time position for a dedicated and loyal hound. You don’t need previous experience in ball-catching and long walks – Lo trains. It's a perfect match...you are smart and feisty, fierce when necessary, and willing to work into the evening. Lo is a good provider and up for anything, so you better be ready for fun. Must be willing to sit and stay. Only good dogs need apply.