"Back during the
60's in
Portland, whoever made the original
Hofmann blotter buried, or hid a huge
crystal from the original batch and left it until this year when they found it. A third of it was
smuggled up
Vancouver and'll be spread out as new hofmanns. I suppose the rest is to be spread out over the
US.
The crystal was divided among the most
devout apostles of
psychedelia. (Actually, the "crystal" was not a single crystal, but a quantity on the order of 10
kg of the
pure salt, collectively referred to as "
the crystal.") These
true believers were
instructed in the proper
storage of the
sacrament.
Each was given a
tabernacle, or
container. The containers were shaped and
jeweled like large, beautiful
Faberge eggs, each a fitting
repository for the
sacred contents. Although beautifully and
exquisitely
crafted, the
eggs were also
vacuum storage
vessels,
hermetically sealed in depth. The crystal occupied the center cavity, bathed in
argon.
Psychedelic proselytizers have
hinted at these
eggs over the ages.
Legend has it that eggs are
hidden in
ice caves in
New Mexico and
Hawaii. Regions in the
Andes and south in
Patagonia,
Argentina, have been hinted at. The
Canadian Rockies and the
Tibetan Himalayas have also been mentioned. This
diaspora is sometimes mentioned in
psychedelically inspired
folk songs."