I just realized that I'm worth $30,000. If I were to liquidate everything - everthing substantial - that I owned and just hold cash, I'd have $30,000. That may not be a lot to most people, but I'm happy with it.
What could I do with $30,000?
I'm sure there is more, but in my present state of mind, these seem like the coolest ones. Given the way my life is going now, I think I'd choose the third one. There's just something about the prospect of sinking my claws into someone who was born in the 80s...
God, if someone was born in 1980, they probably don't remember Ronald Reagan, don't know who Andrew Dice Clay is, have no clue what 10% inflation or 10% unemployment feels like, don't remember Red Dawn, Dirty Dancing and The Breakfast Club being 'cool' movies, don't understand what the difference between communism and capitalism is, think that Metallica's new releases are actually good music, blah blah blah. That's scary.
Maybe I'll choose another option.
Sleep has always been one of my favorite activities. In fact, it's one of the three best things in life:
- Sleep
- Sex
- Shit -- taking one, that is
... in that
order.