1. Place the following items in a basket: Pen, paper, motivation, inspiration, observation, curiosity.
2. Mail them to Me.
3. In two (2) days you shall receive, in exchange, the following basketed items: Vacuousness, disinterest, body-pollutants (junk food, alcohol), myspace.com, library and video library debt.
4. Feed these items to the dogs.
5. Ta!