Killian's would be the beer that induced the hangover I'm currently experiencing. It's been on sale for $6.99 a 12 pack at the liquor store down the street. That's a bad thing.

Normally I drink watery light beer. Six or eight of those don't hang me over on six hours sleep. Apparently six or eight Killian's do.

Mr. Killian please take your fork out of my right temple.


I'm at the age when I realize the liquor store won't bring her back.
--The Ziggens

I guess I still have a few years -- a few more big salty tears.


A few facts:

Killian's is brewed by the Coors Brewing Company (woohoo fascist beer!). First distributed in the States in 1981, Killian's was originally brewed in Enniscorthy, County Wexford, Ireland in 1864 by George Killian Lett. Killian's is distributed in every state save Hawaii, Indiana, and New York.