Only products bearing this
hallowed seal may be used in conjunction with your
NES,
SNES or
game boy systems. The use of other
products may permanently
damage your system,
void your
warranty, and force you to spend hours in
panic and
cartridge blowing.
Next time you're crouched in
fetal position before your purple-white flashing
television screen, remember
that device, not bearing the Official
Nintendo Seal of
Quality which so
accelerated wear on the contacts, and
screwed up the once
smooth spring-loaded catridge dock.