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by
pingouin
Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:27:42
Facial
hair
grown on the cheeks and chin.
A
career
accessory for a
rich
and powerful
gay
male, or for one who aspires to that rich-and-
power
ful status. A beard is the lovely and talented (often young) woman that he marries in order to convincingly conceal his
homosexuality
from the public. There's some amount of overlap with
trophy wives
. To name contemporary examples here would only make you a
lawsuit
magnet, of course.
The difference between growing a beard and not shaving
goatee
Shaving is a mystical experience
Behold This Swarthy Face
Discount card at the hippie grocery
trophy wife
Six good men who listened
hair
mustache
So you've decided to grow a beard
Just a Stache
Why I colored my hair
shaving
Confederate States of America
career
Austin
Deconstructing that creepy McDonald's filet-of-fish commercial
Pinocchio: Chapter 11
Bob Dornan
Bluebeard
Barbigerous
George III
Tom Green