Omnia Discordia
The title and position primarily attributed to Pungenteel. Others claim it is one of the titles of Metatron or, alternatively, of Douma. Some even believe that Pungenteel is but a character in a chemotherapy-induced hallucination. Most don't care one way or the other. Everyone is probably correct, but it makes him no less real, no?
"And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
-- Hamlet in Scene 1, Act 5
As inspired and created by Our Lady Eris, Hail Her Holy Name, and written into existence in the Omnia Discordia with the node, Angels of the Erisian elements and Discordian days of the week, the Keeper of the Fnords is Pungenteel, the strange angel of Pungent, ruler of Pungenday, and one of the primary Dynamis (Powers, Potentates, Authorities) in the Discordian school of Angelology. As angels are trans-dimensional, Pungenteel now exists across time and space and can interact with that which was previously in existence before he was.
As Keeper of the Fnords, he oversees those who can see them and those who cannot, as well as the known fnords and those yet to be seen, amongst other things. He discoordinates their appearances as whims and needs dictate. Thus he is also one of the guardian angels of both predator and prey, those woke and those asleep, the initiated and uninitiated alike, and may be called upon to ease the pains of enlightenment by those cleared for that information.
"Philo Judaeus classified the 6 highest powers in the following manner: divine logos, creative power, sovereign power, mercy, legislation, and punitive power."
-- Gustav Davidson, A Dictionary of Angels
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE!!!
If you find it difficult,
then perhaps chaos magic
is not for you.
Indeed, it takes
strong mental discipline
to simply make yourself believe
something you did not previously.
Faith without works is dead.
Works without faith is meaningless.
Now that you have this knowledge,
how will you use it?
Posted this Prickle-Prickle, the 56th day of Discord in the YOLD 3191
I have seen the fnords, and they are us.