IRON NODER XVII: ALL'S FERROUS IN LOVE AND NODING
Awwwwww yeah, it's that time of year!
Time for the 17th annual edition of THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE!
Many hundreds have tried. Mere tens have succeeded. Do you think you have what it takes to enter the hallowed HALL OF THE IRON?
All you need do is...write at least 30 things worth reading in 30 days.
Why do we do it? For the HONOR! For the GLORY! But most of all, for the REWARDS!!!
The rewards are as follows:
- WET PAPER NAPKIN NODERS who sign up for the quest but never get around to writing a writeup will still receive a 10 GP bonus for (arguably) good intentions.
- TIN NODERS who write between 1 and 4 writeups will receive 5 GP per writeup plus a bonus of 50 GP for their participation.
- ALUMIN(I)UM NODERS who write between 5 and 9 writeups will receive 10 GP per writeup plus a bonus of 100 GP for their participation.
- BRASS NODERS who who write between 10 and 19 writeups will receive 15 GP per writeup plus a bonus of 150 GP for their participation.
- BRONZE NODERS who who write between 20 and 29 writeups will receive 20 GP per writeup plus a bonus of 200 GP for their participation.
- IRON NODERS who who write between 30 and 39 writeups will receive 30 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 300 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- STEEL NODERS who who write between 40 and 49 writeups will receive 40 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 400 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- STAINLESS STEEL NODERS who who write between 50 and 99 writeups will receive 50 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 500 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- TITANIUM NODERS who who write between 100 and 199 writeups will receive 100 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 1000 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- ORICHALCUM NODERS who who write between 200 and 299 writeups will receive 200 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 2000 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- MITHRIL NODERS who who write between 300 and 399 writeups will receive 300 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- VIBRANIUM NODERS who who write between 400 and 499 writeups will receive 400 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 4000 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- ADAMANTIUM NODERS who who write more than 500 writeups will receive 500 GP per writeup, plus a bonus of 5000 GP for their participation, plus a bonus of 3000 GP for achieving IRON NODER status, plus will have their names inscribed in THE HALL OF THE IRON.
- If anyone wishes to sponsor any additional rewards or prizes, just /msg mauler!
But lest ye be tempted to count your gold before the IRON is forged, be sure to heed...
The Rules
- As always, the Iron Noder Challenge begins at 00:00 (server time) on November 1, 2024, and ends at 00:00 (server time) on December 1, 2024. Writeups submitted outside that timeframe will not be considered part of the quest.
- To join the hallowed ranks of the IRON, you must submit 30 new writeups in 30 days. The IRON NODER IDEAL is 1
per day, but we must be flexible about that to allow for normal life
circumstances, days away, illness, etc. Flooding New Writeups with 30
writeups in 1 day, while legal, would be frowned upon, and the E2
userbase would probably not react well.
- Any topic, any form, anything goes.
- There is no minimum or maximum length for writeups. They must simply
survive. Nuked nodes will not count towards your total. For this
reason, final rewards will not be dispensed until a couple of days after
the December 1 deadline, to allow last-minute writeups to be voted on
and pass muster with the editors.
- Thou mayest write a maximum of 5 daylogs.
- Thou mayest prepare material in advance. However if this stops you
noding for the remainder of October, this would also go against
the IRON NODER IDEAL.
If you would like to join, let me know via /msg, and I'll add you to
the roster. There is nothing wrong with joining late; just don't forget to let me know!
We'll be utilizing the ironnoders usergroup for any major
communications; if you're in the group now and are not on my confirmed
IRON NODER list as of November 7th, you'll automatically be dropped from
the group.
If you'd like to see more accurate updates than I have posted here, check out iron noder progress. It even shows which ones
you've voted on!
Whether or not you're attempting the challenge, you may volunteer to read and vote on every write-up submitted in the quest. This year's panel of IRON VOTERS will consist of mauler, and anyone else who wants to join! Just /msg me and I'll add your name here (this is a great way to contribute to the quest if you don't have time to write actual writeups).
Need inspiration? Try October 19, 2019, Everything's Most Wanted, Random Nodeshells, the nodeshells on jessicapierce's scratch pad, The Custodian's Nodeshells I'd Like Filled, and wertperch's nodeshell challenge.
Good luck and remember, becoming IRON will echo through the ages, but rust never sleeps! Time to show us what you're made of!
THE IRON NODERS
Number of participants:
16
Number of writeups:
252
Average number of writeups:
15.72
Number of IRON NODERS:
6
Below are this year's participants. For up-to-the-minute standings, check out Iron Noder Progress!
- Chara (0)
- CHORD (32)
- Daughter of the River
- Where we go from here
- Who we Meet, Who we Remember
- Council of the Six
- Potion Practice
- I'll just pluck this forbidden fruit, what could go wrong
- The Slug Club
- Cold Winds are Calling Me
- The Remembrall
- The Requests of our Elders
- The Demands of Our Elders
- Talk With the Hand
- Nothing Up My Sleeve
- Obligatory hospital wing chapter
- See Me In Your Nightmares
- Oh where oh where has my dear tinker gone
- Nightmare Scenarios
- What Can A Ghost Do For You
- 97 pound weakling
- The Witch's Sabbatical
- Hagrid's Hut
- Reprisal for Rooftop Rambunction
- A Most Peaceful Evening Tea
- To Reach My Love While Dying Trying
- Further Adventures In Detention
- Patil's Power
- The Witchy Wireless
- How Dare I Ask
- I'll confine and abuse a volatile magical child, what could go wrong
- Down in the Deeps
- Patronus Secundus
- Teatime Tertius
- DUSTYBLUE (30)
- episode
- posthumanity
- Amid Evil
- November 5, 2024
- The Lifecycle of Software Objects
- November 8, 2024
- Dopamine Detox
- Why is this a thing?
- The Things
- 25 YEARS OF NODING!
- Screen Time
- skill issue
- November 19, 2024
- Remake
- Counterfactual Post-Apocalyptic Dark Ages and the March of Progress
- Boomer shooter
- The extraterrestrial conspiracy explanations of UFOs have stopped making sense
- Hand Holding
- Condescending
- November 23, 2024
- Moo Deng
- Video Essay
- The Amazing Digital Circus
- Brain Rot
- Imbalance
- The Great Silence
- Drenched
- Ecumenopolis
- The Book of the Damned
- November 29, 2024
- ESTELORE (30)
- Viossa
- How to change bass strings
- Gyromancy
- The City in Glass
- The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
- Exordia
- A Short Stay in Hell
- Rose/House
- Zoom Loom
- nisi mecum concuebris phobistae vincerint
- Playheart
- Decision Dice
- Anglese
- How to Survive Camping
- Evergreen
- six pack rings
- The Everdeck
- Heckadeck
- Pixie Cards
- fill my heart with autumn leaves
- The Conlanger's Lexipedia
- Oracles of Eight
- Gods of the Word
- Space Derelict
- Unlawn your lawn
- ABCs of Worldbuilding
- Spirit City: Lofi Sessions
- Random Number Generation for the Visually Impaired
- Virtues in Opposition in Young Adult Literature
- Tier List of Notebook Sizes
- HAZELNUT (30)
- Galactic Tank Force
- Yasslighting
- Total Nuclear Annihilation
- house party
- The bell curve of technological aptitude
- El Gran Juego de la Oca
- Love Island
- Banksy
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP II: FUCK UP HARDER
- The Dictionary of Disgusting Facts
- Hex bar
- Ion Fury
- Top of the Pops
- Winamp
- Scared Stiff
- Flange
- Gun control in the UK
- Happy fire
- venlafaxine
- The Hoodoo Man
- Crosley Cruiser
- Four Lions
- Hoshoryu
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun
- Red and Ted's Road Show
- Bizarre Magazine
- Trick or treat
- Kotozakura
- Rimworld
- Ozempic
- liha (5)
- November 1, 2024
- Oracle Cards
- 988
- The Red Dragon Inn
- Tell Them
- losthuskie (1)
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP II: FUCK UP HARDER
- milkfish (4)
- lanky
- Pondering the rift
- pound of bees
- Frankenstein
- mauler (4)
- Jophiel
- Fukuda Takeo
- National Diet
- Splanchnomancy
- nuggets (22)
- tortured artist
- Isle of Dogs
- Wikiracing
- ants discover fire
- office hours
- Rabbit's All-Comers Mapping Project
- Mockingjay
- Fus Ro Dah
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP II: FUCK UP HARDER
- Making a base inside an Ocean monument
- The Great War: 1962
- Selaco
- Gyatt
- Palo Verde Generating Station Disaster
- November 16, 2024
- Homemade ice cream
- Flame proofing your cat
- Riften
- Believable, not realistic
- Making a base inside an Ancient City
- November 24, 2024
- Cleaning a backpack
- outoftheblue (1)
- henway
- passalidae (5)
- reflections of a bad christian
- study advice from a latin student
- November 19, 2024
- November 20, 2024
- How to run Wordstar 4.0 on a genuine DOS machine in 2024 without a floppy drive
- TEM42 (35)
- Breaker
- Cwtch
- Double-U
- Oilbird
- kilohertz
- Aronia
- Balayage
- Elastin
- Resilin
- Skibidi
- Abductin
- With bells on
- Lost & Found
- Arthur A. Levine Books
- Squirrel gun
- Loaded for bear
- Slit trench
- Tinclad
- Axum Obelisk
- Spatterdashes
- Abattant
- Phoresis
- November 25, 2024
- Anthropological science fiction
- catchphrase
- Archaism
- A-Line bob
- Butterfly bob
- Butterfly locs
- LOC
- Bob
- Lob
- Cleopatra bob
- French bob
- Alluvial plain
- vongrim (0)
- WEROLAND (41)
- anywho
- Orange Wine
- work-life balance
- One man can make a difference
- open availability
- natural wine
- base
- Chorale
- First Requisites
- good luck
- Judicious
- unattainable
- state of Discordianism in The Aftermath of the 2024 election
- Logogogue
- Iago
- An Alphabet of History
- Yvetot
- Zenobia
- Lucullus
- sippit
- Croquettes of Odds and Ends
- 144
- Discod
- catsup
- Chris Stapleton, Snoop Dog, Cindy Blackman Santana
- tnetennba
- November 15, 2024
- Thawing a turkey
- tragedy surge
- HairQuest 2024
- wero
- Blacking
- Abatement of Honour
- Chaos Toast
- You Be UBI You
- Al1s0ng
- relentless march of technology
- immersion sauté
- antiterrorism
- neato
- Ombre
- wertperch (12)
- systemd
- Demon Seed
- Zoll Life Vest
- It's GNU/Linux; stop calling it "Linux"
- November 14, 2024
- Four Essential Freedoms of Software
- a nice cup of tea and a sit down
- November 19, 2024
- Spirometer
- bedroom
- short back and sides
- pre-surgery shave