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Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie (idea)
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by
Footprints
Thu Oct 26 2000 at 12:15:05
These are the reasons my
girlfriend
is jealous of
Jeannie
:
I spend
8 hours a day
with Jeannie, and about 3 hours a day with my girlfriend.
I've been with Jeannie for 6 years now. I've been with my girlfriend only a year and a half.
I love Jeannie's
bottom line
.
I love to
play
with Jeannie.
I've
performed
with Jeannie.
I've been in all the
positions
with Jeannie.
I
pop
Jeannie's
G-string
.
Sometimes I turn Jeannie on.
Usually Jeannie is
passive
, but sometimes I let her be
active
.
I
slap
Jeannie around.
Sometimes I even
open-hand slap
Jeannie.
I use the
three-finger technique
with Jeannie.
Usually,
two fingers
are enough, though.
I can make Jeannie make a
low humming sound
.
I can make Jeannie make a
high pitched squeal
.
Well, if you were my girlfriend, wouldn't YOU be
jealous
?
P.S. Jeannie is my
4-string
fretted
Fender
Jazz Bass
(with active
pickups
).
G-string
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