If this is the kind of thing that
outrages PJ, methinks
someone needs a
hobby.
First, what are the cops
supposed to do with a
dead deer who's
run amok in a
college dormitory? Give him a good
Christian burial and a
posthumous medal of valor? I mean these
critters
are still
edible and quite
delicious, aren't they? Is there any possible reason why a
dead deer should
not be eaten, if at all possible? It's not like it's a little
puppy or a
kitty, right? It
is still
legal to eat
venison in every nation in the world, oy?
Second, let's say you're a
reporter working at a
newspaper, and you hear that a
wild (and probably
criminally insane) deer has crashed through a
window in a
college dormitory,
run amok, smashed up a bunch of
furniture, gone on a
panty raid, then crashed into another window, chopped off its own legs, and
splattered its own
blood and
gore over half the lobby in, more than likely, a
bizarre suicide pact with some young
doe. What is your
reaction going to be? Run down, take some
photos, and run a
story about this extremely
public and
newsworthy event? Or run out and look for
pictures of cute
bunnies,
capitalistic toddlers running
lemonade stands, and
politicians signing meaningless proclamations? Heaven forfend that we should have to hear about
bad news...