This describes the
average geek
Never
kissed a
girl
Hardly
held a girl's hand
Never touched or been touched
Sex is entirely out of the question at this point
One is still as
innocent as one can be
This is a good place to be
That is, until you finally find
the right girl, you
kiss her
and you make the
magical transition from
Ultra Virgin unto
Virgin
I am still in the former of these two phases so I know not what anything else is like
But from what I've heard, I can't wait
I'm not
pathetic, I'm
honest