(Sung to the tune of "Windy" by The Association)
Who's nibbling on the tips of my fingers
Who's drooling on the side of my face
Who's got her claws dug into my flesh now
Everyone knows it's kitty
Who's leaping to the top of my dresser
Knocking everything to the floor
Who's horking hairballs on my good sheets now?
Everyone knows it's kitty
And kitty has yellow eyes
That flash when she hears houseflies
And kitty's breath makes me cry,
"Oh God, what died? (Oh God, what died?)
Dear God, what diiiiieeeed?"
Who's curling up on my pillow so cutely
Who's got a purr that's louder than love
Who's rubbing up against me all sweetly
Everyone knows it's kitty