You
just know that this idea is kicking around in the
head of some
marketing nitwit and will eventually
blossom forth on
the big screen like a giant, fruity
fart.
I can almost see the opening scrolly...
A long, long time ago in a cyberspace far, far away on the edge of the Electronic Frontier the Evil Regulation has clamped down on the happy-go-lucky activities of the noble residents of Cyberia...
coming to a theatre near you January 21, 2000.