In today's fast-paced and hectic society, it's good to know that there is something as powerful as St. John's Wort to help one get through one's day. Its uses are innumerable, but here are a few...

  • Buy a bunch of bottles (300mg variety), open them all and leave them laying around in your car for air freshener
  • Pour out all the capsules, cut a slice in the lid and use the bottle as a piggy bank
  • Use the capsules in place of those little styrofoam pellets if you're making a bean-bag
  • Pour half of the capsules out and use the bottle as a maracas
  • Use the capsules as a weapon if someone's chasing you. Just turn around and toss them all out on the floor and watch as your enemy goes head over heels
  • Open a capsule and sprinkle some of the extract on your pet's food for a little extra flavoring
  • Dissolve a bottle's worth of extract in some water, add flour and cook for a short time. Voila! Brownish-green paint!
  • Get a straw and use the capsules in place of paper wads in a spit-ball fight
  • Open all the capsules and flush the extract down the toilet. Now put something really useful in the empty capsules, like Prozac