Today I learned that the Royal Bank, the most profitable bank in Canada, has adopted a new policy of refusing - at the very last moment, thus maximizing the inconvenience - to process student loans for people who have had credit card problems with them. I could understand this if the loans were not guaranteed by the government, but they are, so this is clearly a revenge policy. And I'm complaining about it because it the 437th thing to go wrong since I went back to school in January 2001. So I'm planning to get together with others in my position and bitch to the media (while wearing my Royal Bank t-shirt, if I get on TV).
And to top it all off, some fuckhead stole my notebook from the library today. It contained all my notes, as well as my student loan certificate, which means I'll need to get a new one issued, which means I'll have to wait four to six weeks, which means I'll probably get evicted.
Excuse me while I go off to find someone to strangle to death.