Heavens they're tasty, and expeditious. Give shy persons the strength they need to get up and do what needs to be done. Made from whole wheat raised by Norwegian bachelor farmers, so you know they're not only good for you, they're pure, mostly. Get 'em in the bright blue box with a picture of a biscuit on the front, or ready-made in the brown bag with the dark stains that indicate freshness.

Has your family tried 'em, Powder Milk?
Has your family tried 'em, Powder Milk?
If your family's tried 'em,
Oh, you know you've satisfied 'em
They're a real hot item, Powder Milk!