"The toilet seat at work"
in numbers.
Introductory notes:
Two (2) days a week, for six (6) hours each, I (1) work in
an architect's office, where everyone on my floor in male. That's
a ratio of eleven to one (11:1).
As in most offices, we drink a lot of coffee here.
Further observations:
The toilet (1) area is conveniently located right next to the kitchen (1),
and boasts an aerosol air freshener (1).
I was not surprised when
I noted that there was no (0) disposal basket in sight.
I did not blink
when I concluded that the damp, dirty towel would always be that
way.
Still, when I realised that I always found the toilet
seat to be properly horizontal, I was honestly bewildered.
Possible scenarios:
#1: They pee sitting.
#2: They pee standing with the toilet seat down.
#3: My work colleagues are extremely disciplined. Suffice to say, seven (7) of the non-offenders are married or
used-to-be-married men and three (3) are in long-term
relationships.
Futher studies:
All three scenarios are possible, yet the third seems to be most likely. I'm currently conducting a study that will resolve
whether the last guy (1) ever passes urine at work.